Ask, Imagine, Believe!
By fatherrevivalistmystic
ASK, IMAGINE, BELIEVE!
Mystical Powers
Lord, release the mystical powers of heaven….
» Stigmatize us! Lord I want a stiggy! Give me the five rich red rubies of the stigmata. I want a stiggy that glows! I want a stiggy that grows little golden lilies from my hands – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Levitate us! Lord, we want to float! Release ascension miracles! I want to float like Teresa of Ávila! I want to be so whacked up like the Gaper; the flying friar, St. Joseph of Cupertino. That I would just fly all around with my buddies! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Bilocate us! Lord, we want bilocation miracles! I want to show up in multiple places at once. Make many of me Lord! A clone army…of me! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Bitokate us! Lord, I want a double toke of your Spirit! A double portion of being whacked, all the time! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Elongate our bodies! Body enlongation miracles. Did you know you can supernaturally stretch? I do! Lord, make me strech supernaturally like a rubber man – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Incendium Amoris! The burning fire of love. Lord, heat me up so that I blow the thermometers out! Like Padre Pio and the saints of old, who sizzled when they drank their water! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» We want to talk to animals! Lord, I want to be like Francis of Assisi – Communicating with the wolves, communicating with the bears, communicating with the animals of the forest! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Preserve our bodies! We want to live for hundreds of years! Lord, supernatural incorruption of our bodies! Even when we die, Lord, let our corpuses not decompose for hundreds of years! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» We want to glow! We want to glow with the egixstrato: the shining glistening shekinah glory. Like the face of Moses, like the face of Jesus on the mount of transfiguration. Let fire burn from our bodies, scorch our clothes! We want to glow – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Lactation miracles! Lord, release the miracle of lactation from our bodies! As we nurse from the breast of heaven! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Creative miracles come! We want to see diamonds, gemstones, angel feathers, turn our water into wine – all kinds of crazy stuff! Lord, make it rain in the building. Lord, release money miracles in my pocket! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Incombustibility – Lord, I want to be like Christina the Astonishing who couldn’t even be burned by fire! Make us like the three Hebrew boys, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego; unable to be burned or harmed, whatsoever! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Make us invincible! – We want to be clothed in the Spirit of Might; so that bullets bounce off us and we can outrun a freight train! Lord, we know you can do it! You’ve done it before! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Translate us! Translate us in the spirit, we want to have heavenly encounters, we want to dance with the angels, we want to see the throne of heaven…Shing Ding Ding – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Transport us! Lord, let my body go with my sprit, I want to travel to heaven physically. I want to travel geographically; when I open up my door let me just step into Africa. – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Make us walk on water! We want to walk on the ocean, walk across rivers. Lord, Lord, Oh Jesus, we want to walk on water! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
» Resurrection Power! Lord, we want to raise dead bodies, clear out morgues. Lord we want to raise dead bodies from a skeletal state! You’ve done it before – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
By the way the Stigmata are the five wounds Jesus was given when he was crucified, so you should probably NOT ask for that one, however I will admit that some of the other supernatural gifts are also rather strange. No matter what though there is one thing which is more important to think about then anything else which is where your going to spend eternity so allow me to ask you this one important question.
If YOU Died TONIGHT, would you go to Heaven?
NOT SURE?
LET ME QUICKLY SHARE WHAT THE BIBLE READS:
1. ROMANS 3:23 – “We have all sinned and come short of the glory of God.”
2. ROMANS 6:23 – “The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life.”
Romans: Chapter 10 verse 9-10-13
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the
Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that
God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shall be
Saved. For with the heart man believeth unto
righteousness; and with the mouth confession
is made unto Salvation. For whosoever shall call
upon the name of the Lord shall be Saved…….
Eternal Life and your ticket to Heaven is a prayer away,
PRAY THIS PRAYER OUT LOUD TO GOD:
“Heavenly Father, I know that I have broken
your laws and my sins have separated me
from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want
to turn away from my past sinful life
toward You. Please forgive me, and help
me avoid sinning again. I believe that
Your Son, Jesus Christ died for my sins,
was resurrected from the dead, is alive,
and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to
become the Lord of my life, to rule and
reign in my heart from this day forward.
Please send your Holy Spirit to help me
obey You, and to do Your will for the rest
of my life. In Jesus’ name I pray, Amen.”
Did you say the prayer from YOUR heart? Then, congratulations YOUR name has been written in Heaven’s Book of Life and YOU are saved from an eternity in The Lake of Fire (Rev: 20:15)! If YOU died today, Heaven would be your new home!
If you have received Christ into your heart, I
welcome you to the Kingdom of God. All the
angels in Heaven rejoice whenever one soul is
saved. Now, your job as a Christian is to learn
about God, and obey Him. Read your Bible every
day, and you will be like a tree planted by a spring,
never thirsting. You will grow in knowledge and
wisdom, and your relationship and closeness with
your God will become the meaning of your life.
Please, find a good church, and get baptized in
the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy
Spirit immediately. Learn the teachings of Christ,
and follow Him everyday. Remember, loving God
and loving people is a Christian’s role in this dark
and hurting world. We are commanded to go into
all the world and preach the gospel to save souls.
Do not delay, save today!
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